Grandma Ryan Trying to READ!

 So, poor Grandma Ryan was simply trying to peruse Ado's bridal magazines, all the while fussin' about how the youngins be dressin', and friggin' Ado Bullypants could not leave her in peace.  Apparently Ado was so tickled that Grandma Ryan now needs reading glasses that she could not control her laughter.  Actual quotes from Grandma Ryan follow:

"Ooh, I do like this orange one, but it is a little too Jezebel for my tastes.  Will you shut up over there?"

"Really, child?  If I had shoes I'd throw one at your head."

You'll be pleased to know that Ado was relegated to the floor and Grandma Ryan was able to finish her pleasure reading.  That is all.

ROOSTER